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• Anything clever or amusing I may steal and use myself.

• Anything abusive will be smirked at then deleted.

• Anything threatening physical harm will be referred to the police or a psychiatrist.

• Anything from people pretending to be officially sponsored by WIX and wishing to greatly improve my website if I give them access to my bank details will be summarily deleted