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Contact

If you wish to contact me you can send me an e-mail.

  • Anything clever or amusing I may steal and use myself.

  • Anything abusive will be smirked at then deleted.

  • Anything threatening physical harm will be referred to the police or a psychiatrist.

  • Anything from people pretending to be officially sponsored by WIX and wishing to greatly improve my website if I give them access to my bank details will be summarily deleted 

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